Have you been shopping for Christmas gifts? If you have a good relationship with him, why not give him a small gift? After all, ’tis the season of joy (and maybe a cheeky laugh). The holidays are a great time to try something new or extend an olive branch with a thoughtful gesture of kindness. The best part is… you can do fun digging at the same time. Especially if you get him something from my list of fun Christmas gifts for your ex!
But be aware that some of these ideas may not be suitable for children, so be sure to time your gift opening carefully. You don’t want any kids asking awkward questions! But if you get it right, you’re bound to laugh out loud, and who knows, maybe someone will raise an eyebrow!
If you’re looking for something a little more discreet for your ex, check out this list of Christmas gifts for men under $50.
Further Reading: 10 Tips for Single Moms to Survive Christmas.
12 Hilarious Christmas Gifts for Your Ex in 2024
1. 100 Dad Jokes That Can’t Drink Beer
First on my list of funny Christmas gifts for your ex is something that will make him even more insufferable – a bunch of corny jokes! This is a great gift for an ex with a sense of humor.
I found these at: Australian Gifts
2. Fun Graphic T-Shirts
If your ex-partner is the grumpiest person you know, you’ve found a gift for him! This “I never dreamed I’d be a grumpy old man one day, but here I am killing it” t-shirt is perfect for when he’s complaining about football or complaining because the neighbors are too loud.
I found this at: Light in the Box
3. Barabara button
It would be fun to give this gift to my ex-husband. For all the complaining and ranting we used to have, it’s just bullshit now.
I found this at: Kogan
4. Pornburger: Warm Bun and Juicy Beef Patty Recipe
If your ex loves his burgers and porn, this is the perfect gift. You might make him wonder how he let you slip away! But that doesn’t mean you want him back!
I found this at: Booktopia
5. Emergency Meal Delivery Lunch Bags
This “Emergency Human Organ Transplantation” bento is the cheekiest gift I’ve seen this year! If you want to make him laugh, or cringe, or just remind him that you still win the gift-giving game, this lunch box won’t let you down. Plus, he’ll never lose his lunch again, unlike, well… you! Ha ha!
I found this at: CoolThings Australia
6. Six-pack of Australian craft beer
If your ex is a beer connoisseur or just loves cracking open a cold beer, this beer set will make him toast. This isn’t your standard Corona and Heineken combo. I’m talking six top-shelf, hand-picked beers from various Australian breweries.
I found this at: Beer Cartel
The Best Gifts for Your Ex After Divorce (Continued)
7. Old fart novelty socks
I couldn’t help but smile when I discovered these newfangled “old fart” socks. If your ex is sensitive about his age, this is a great gift for him.
I found this at: CoolThings Australia
8. Astronaut Bluetooth Speaker
This super cute spaceman Bluetooth speaker will make a great desk decoration for your ex-partner. Along with the gift, include a witty message like “Here’s some cool stuff for your space…because I’m not in it anymore!”
I found this at: Kogan
9. Truthfulness Candle: Reminder to Relax
Give your ex a subtle hint to relax truthful candle. When things get heated, this calming candle will remind them to take a deep breath and relax. With an amazing blend of soothing essential oils, it will create the perfect relaxing atmosphere they’ll love. It’s an easy and thoughtful gift that says, “Don’t stress!”
I found this at: Typo
Humorous gift ideas to buy for your ex
10. How It Works: Dad Hardcover
This is the only book your ex-spouse needs to read this year. It’s filled with humorous truths and sayings (plus vintage illustrations) about the challenges fathers face.
I found this at: Australian Gifts
11. Pug Tea Maker
If your ex loves making tea, he will be delighted with this Pug in a Mug Tea Maker! This cute silicone puppy will make tea time more fun.
I found this at: CoolThings Australia
12. 5 Second Rule Game
My ex would play this game with his friends and have hours of fun. If your ex is into this kind of thing, make him smile with this funny Christmas gift.
I found this at: Big W
13. How to Adult: The Ultimate Guide to Exes
This Christmas, give your ex a little nudge in the right direction with: How to be an adult——A relaxed and enjoyable high-quality growth guide! It’s like giving them a portable mentor to finally tackle budgeting, cooking, and basic adult skills (that maybe they never quite mastered). Whether they still know nothing or just need a laugh, this book is a great gift that conveys mutual appreciation for the past in a humorous way. It’s appropriate, it’s fun, and it’s the ultimate farewell gift that says, “You’ve been given this…maybe.”
I found this at: Australian Gifts
14. Devanti Aroma Diffuser
Help your ex-spouse relax and rejuvenate before you give this stylish diffuser to your ex-spouse’s children. After a day of pampering, Mr. Grumpy must be ready to take on the co-parenting duties! What a thoughtful gift, am I right? Blink!
I found this at: Big W
15. Are you pooping mural?
Liven up his bland bathroom with this fun wall decor! Makes him laugh every time he goes to the bathroom!
I found this at: Light in the Box
Final Words: Christmas Gifts for Your Ex
In the spirit of Merry Christmas and extending goodwill, why not spread some laughter this Christmas by giving your ex a humorous gift?
As the saying goes, “It’s the season of joy, and what better way to make it happen than by sharing a laugh or two?” Last year, I gave him a quirky shirt that said, “World Fuck the best ex” and we both had a really good laugh.
So if you’re feeling a little naughty this holiday season, don’t hesitate to embrace the Christmas spirit and indulge in some extraordinary gift-giving. Just make sure to choose the right moment to avoid any embarrassing encounters with innocent bystanders.
Who says you can’t laugh after a breakup? So if you’re looking for the perfect way to say “Merry Christmas” without any drama, these hilarious and clever gift ideas are sure to do the trick. After all, who says an old gift can’t come with a smile and a little holiday cheer? Happy holidays and may your Christmas be filled with laughter and joy!
