We’re not quite in cuddle season yet, and maybe that’s why so many of this week’s confessions focus on the flip side of hooking up—like, the way so many moms have a breakup on their mind. Of course, some of these breakups (real or imagined) involve romantic relationships. What makes you want to strangle your partner this time of year? But it’s not just people we want to break up with… it’s our kids, in-laws, businesses, partners, jobs, and even sex.
Do you also feel the nine-month itch? Read on for this batch of revelations from Confessions to find out what’s driving moms to the brink of breakup.
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I want to officially break up with my best friend. Those negative energies must be eliminated…
Confession #91155965
I want my husband to disappear.
Confession #91319616
I’m finally leaving my relationship, but I haven’t told him yet.
Confession #91947704
I don’t like the school PTA. It shouldn’t be so time-consuming and laborious.
Confession #91342392
I’m getting a divorce and I’m not sad at all!
Confession #90506702
I’m a teacher and I’m not sure I can finish the school year!
Confession #91934903
Chatted with an ex-friend and I didn’t tell anyone. Sadly, I know this won’t make us friends again.
Confession #90142179
My husband’s business partner is going to bankrupt us; there’s nothing we can do about it.
Confession #90512138
Next week, four days after my birthday, my husband is going to Hawaii with his mistress.
Confession #90932500
I can’t wait for this election to be over. My kids need healthy debate, not hate.
Confession #91248866
I don’t want to have sex; I’d rather sleep.
Confession #91505417
Sometimes I hate working with men.
Confession #90109706
I live with my husband just for the kids.
Confession #91707749
After a full weekend of teaching, I felt like a lemon that had been squeezed over the weekend, with nothing left for my family.
Confession #91593080
I don’t want to go on vacation with my husband’s family anymore. My brother-in-law is terrible
Confession #91524539
I keep having sexy dreams about my ex. I’m married!
Confession #90852149
