Have you ever felt like a real-life, grown-up, living Goldilocks? If so, you’re not alone. Lately, more than ever, we seem to be living in a state of extremes, with too little of something and too much of something. From stressing about your finances, to wishing you could take a break from sex, to wondering where the hell the smell is coming from… here are the things in life we want to lean on or off.
At least, that seems to be the main theme of this week’s roundup of secret confessional confessions. Have you been feeling like a blonde lately, too? Waiting for the day when everything becomes “just right” again? Read on to find your person.
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My period is five days late and I’m scared! With two kids already, we were exhausted.
Confession #93883416
I’m considering becoming a surrogate mother because I need the extra money!
Confession #94698466
I was sick, broke, and all I wanted was another child.
Confession #95117759
The pressure of being the breadwinner and default parent was killing me.
Confession #94074740
I worry about my grown children. a lot of.
Confession #94227715
The hub is checked out. Doesn’t care if he gets fired. I know how we’re going to pay our bills.
Confession #95508741
There is a job I really want. I would be crushed if I wasn’t considered.
Confession #94350210
One corner of our house smells like toddler poop but we can’t find the source. Anywhere.
Confession #95746857
I hate never having enough money…we are in dire straits financially!
Confession #93051396
I had no connection with my parents and the child in me was so sad.
Confession #94418620
My 13 year old daughter has become so lazy and disrespectful. I can hardly cope with it!
Confession #94843596
I was seven weeks pregnant and no one knew except the center and I felt terrible.
Confession #93275865
I love hunting season because I finally have some alone time after the kids go to bed.
Confession #94511808
I had just booked my fertility appointment and I was scared and didn’t know if I wanted to do it.
Confession #95972475
I now have a favorite child.
Confession #95843295
